Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
worst night to have a conscience
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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