ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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