Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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