I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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