I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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