Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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