Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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