YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Randomize
