Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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