come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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