so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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