And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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