Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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