i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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