Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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