So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
she told me i tasted like america
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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