1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
meet me or not, i'm out of control
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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