Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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