Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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