What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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