He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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