it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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