Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I have demons in me.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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