Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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