Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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