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You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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