Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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