im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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