Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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