I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Randomize
