i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
babies were throwing up all over the place
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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