Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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