Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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