Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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