Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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