Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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