I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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