i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
So. Much. Porn.
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