i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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