Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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