On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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