He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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