he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
How does one acquire holy water?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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