i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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