barbara walters just said penis...
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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