these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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