Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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