I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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