yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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