Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
So. Much. Porn.
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