I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
This girl is more easily done than said...
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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