Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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