After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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