We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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